Flight Path Philosopher Pillows

Bring down the Airlines.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Very Difficult Conversations

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"What should I say this is about?"

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Dept. de Philosophie

'Existential truckstop'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

Poet and Peasant

Note to self: feathers.

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

Troy.

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'I learned a new word today!'

Men working sign at golf hole