Flight Path Philosopher T-Shirts

Bring down the Airlines.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Very Difficult Conversations

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Red Arrows Rookies

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"What should I say this is about?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Dept. de Philosophie

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'Existential truckstop'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Note to self: feathers.

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"I think, therefore I am...or am I?..."

Poet and Peasant

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

Troy.

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'I learned a new word today!'