Flight Path Fanatic Pillows

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Birds Following Witch.

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

The First Kite

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Food fight!'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Homing pigeons in therapy.

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.