Flight Deck Humorist Pillows

'Captain, I see another plane at 10:22.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Flight simulator'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"It's my helper trout!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Vampire on a plane

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Man painting MOM on boat

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Walking the Plank.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Cow Pilot.

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'