Flexibility Practice Mugs

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"It's not what you think."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Gymnast tangled up.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

The Acrobat/Musician

Ballerina

Yoga in Heaven

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'