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'Let's not go by the book.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"It's not what you think."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

Gymnast tangled up.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Yoga in Heaven

Ballerina

The Acrobat/Musician

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!