Flexibility Master Mugs

Yoga in Heaven

'Let's not go by the book.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Important Muscles.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Gymnast tangled up.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Ballerina

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

The Acrobat/Musician

'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."