Flesh-eating Flora Enthusiast Gifts

"Well it's definitely not a nasturtium."

So Close..

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The Garden

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

House plants

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

Caddy's flowers

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

Venus Fly Trap

The Plant Place - Drought special!

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

Wedding couple with dog.

'We are out of flies at the moment. Permit me to recommend the lunch meat served on a toothpick.'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

'Gesundheit'

'How do you expect me to give a speech with all these damn flowers in the way?'

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

'She works with carnivorous plants.'

'That so turns me on.'

'And happy Valentine's Day to you Greg, or is it Jerry... or is it Dana... or is it Jack... or is it Orlando... or is it Frederick... or is it Bob or is it Ron...'

'How come your venus fly trap isn't catching those flies?'