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Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Barman In Love.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Isn't this fun?"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."