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Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Barman In Love.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Isn't this fun?"

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.