Fleece Federation Gifts

'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Well sir, it's just that running this place has always been a real team effort, and. . . you know. . . we're just not sure it's fair for you to go around calling yourself THE Devil.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

Maid with her sewing basket

Meaningful Negotiations?

Inventor names new fabric after his sisters, Polly and Esther.

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'