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"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Happy now?'

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Frost advisory tonight.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"