Fleece Enthusiast Mugs

Fleeces for sale

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"That shirt is so last year."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.