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'Ok, they want a year's supply of meal, no more shearing, just trimming and our own barn. But until then, this camera and the pictures of your 'date with Daisy' stay with me.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

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"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

'Well sir, it's just that running this place has always been a real team effort, and. . . you know. . . we're just not sure it's fair for you to go around calling yourself THE Devil.'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

Maid with her sewing basket

Volkswagen with skull face

'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

Meaningful Negotiations?

Inventor names new fabric after his sisters, Polly and Esther.