Flaw Concealer Admirer Pillows

Snow makes the world look fresh and new! It's a blanket of white covering all the flaws! Right, Frank? Frank?

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Magic Tricks

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

Purple Fairy

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Paul Daniels.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"It's a human hand!"

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Dog with chew toy.

Joke Shop and Novelties

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

Ew, I look terrible! Take one more!