Flaw Concealer Admirer Mugs

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Magic Tricks

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

Purple Fairy

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

"Why so sad, Pal?"

Joke Shop and Novelties

"It's a human hand!"

Dog with chew toy.

'That's what I call magical magic!'

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

'Anything else you want fixing, while I'm taking the mole off your nose?'

"Do you have anything to declare besides a rabbit, handsaw, pigeon, curtain, and deck of cards?"