Flaw-embracer Mugs

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Congratulations!

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Businessman at the deep end.

'He's doing it again.'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Starting is the scariest part.

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

Fear and Uncertainty

New Normal

Salman Rushdie

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"That explains why Larry is the most confident employee in our company!"

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

'Hurray! I'm a baby!'

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

The Artist