Faux Product Admirer Pillows

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Bad hair day!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Doughboy Dad

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Magic Tricks

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Moon

"Balloon animals $5.00"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."