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Your negative calorie vitamin water does not cause weight loss. That's false advertising. So you say: House of Java.net Cybercafe. Here's what I say I'm a small American businessman trying to make a living amid brutal economic times only to be rousted from my home by strong-armed federal regulators who hate liberty. Oh stop it. You look like Stalin. Call CNN.
'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'
Bad hair day!
'Hello? Missing Persons?'
"Koalas when no one's looking"
"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."
''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'
"I just need help getting the pit out."
"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '
'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'
Doughboy Dad
'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'
"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."
"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."
'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.
'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'
"I'd like to toast our guests."
Six-tier Communal Cradle.
Magic Tricks
Curling your hair for no reason
He snuck in on me again, didn't he.
We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'
"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"
Moon
"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"
"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"
"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."
Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.
"Balloon animals $5.00"
Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection
There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...
'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'
'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'
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