Flavored Waters Pillows

New! Lemon-Lime Flavor Water Fountain.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Needs salt!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Culture clash

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try. In light of that, I will extend to you a brief respite from my usually relentless attacks upon your character.

"Still sparkling"

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

Master Plumber

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"Bottled or tap?"

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

"It's a new app that warns me of anything that has pumpkin spice in it."

"Their water is all locally sourced."

If it's all the same to you, instead of letting it breathe, we'll just give it mouth-to-mouth.

"I haven't got a problem with alcohol - it's Clark Kent that drinks like a fish!"

A patient with a Perrier drip

'I'll have your longest-named coffee flavor.'

"I'll try anything with pumpkin spice."

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling