Flavored Waters Pillows

New! Lemon-Lime Flavor Water Fountain.

'Needs salt!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Culture clash

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

"What? No Vanilla?"

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

"Still sparkling"

Master Plumber

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

"Bottled or tap?"

"It's a new app that warns me of anything that has pumpkin spice in it."

"Their water is all locally sourced."

A patient with a Perrier drip

'I'll have your longest-named coffee flavor.'

"I'll try anything with pumpkin spice."

Mineral Water: Still or Sparkling

Ground coffee