Flavor Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that combine humor and food passion, ideal for flavor philosophers eager to wear their gastronomic genius with pride.

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"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity." mockup

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

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'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?' mockup

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

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"I was with you right up to the cumin." mockup

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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'Needs salt!'

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A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors. mockup

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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Harsh Mellows.

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?" mockup

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

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Ice Cream Dreams.

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"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables." mockup

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!" mockup

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!" mockup

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications." mockup

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.' mockup

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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Granny with balanced pie chart

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato." mockup

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout." mockup

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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"I detect a subtle bouquet of money." mockup

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot mockup

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

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"I'm unable to process this image." mockup

"I'm unable to process this image."

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Flavor Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Flavor Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring flavor wisdom and witty food humor—an ideal gift for any culinary thinker.

Flavor Philosopher Pillows

Add some humor and comfort with our food-themed pillows, crafted for flavor lovers who like a touch of wit in their decor.

Flavor Philosopher Prints

Browse our artistic prints that blend food imagery with clever humor—great for flavor philosophers to decorate their space.