Flavor Philosopher Prints

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

'Needs salt!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Harsh Mellows.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Granny with balanced pie chart

Surprise in the salad bowl

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I'm unable to process this image."