Flavor-free Enthusiast T-Shirts

Sign in health food store : Suitable for people on a flavour-free diet.

'Needs salt!'

Harsh Mellows.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Funky Chef 2

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

A menu with risks and benefits

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Ice Cream Flavors

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'