Flat Tire Fixer Pillows

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"I had to improvise"

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

Stitches.

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'Ah - you must be the Polish plumber.'

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

Man bangs on a malfunctioning bathroom mirror to get his reflection to show.

"This Michael Cohen is giving fixers a bad name."

Mechanic checking oil.

Tyre fitter.

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

'Ah, there's the problem. I was swearing at the right part, but using the wrong words.'

The Unlucky Mechanic

Raking Leaves.

'You have 90 days to fix the problem, or we'll fix it, and mail you the bill!'