Flat Tire Fixer Prints

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.

Bicycle Pie Chart

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"I had to improvise"

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

Stitches.

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

'Ah - you must be the Polish plumber.'

Boss, someone called The Fixer is here to see you. Excellent. Go out and tell him I want him to teach you everything he knows. I don't see why I should have to keep paying him when I've got my very own minion. Pay extra attention to the issue vague threats to shut down lawsuits part. If he asks why I didn't fire him myself, you tell him I've moved to Botswana. Very bad man.

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

Man bangs on a malfunctioning bathroom mirror to get his reflection to show.

"This Michael Cohen is giving fixers a bad name."

Mechanic checking oil.

Tyre fitter.

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

'Ah, there's the problem. I was swearing at the right part, but using the wrong words.'

The Unlucky Mechanic

Raking Leaves.

'You have 90 days to fix the problem, or we'll fix it, and mail you the bill!'

"I wish I could get to Woody Allen. I think I could help him arrest his slide."