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'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Roads with a view.

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Snow Bridge.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam