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'What gives you the impression I was going fast, officer?'

'No emergency, Officer. The top number on my speedometer is 150 mph and I wanted to try it.'

"I'm after something that will get me to hell and back."

'Find me everything you can get on the fastest getaway cars.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

Formula One

"Of course I'm drunk. I need the courage to drive this thing."

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

Bob's Driving School.

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Think Basics.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Power steering.'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

'That was the best ride I've had in years, sonny!'

Roadie