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'What gives you the impression I was going fast, officer?'

'No emergency, Officer. The top number on my speedometer is 150 mph and I wanted to try it.'

"I'm after something that will get me to hell and back."

'Find me everything you can get on the fastest getaway cars.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"That rotten smell? That's my spoiler."

Formula One

"Of course I'm drunk. I need the courage to drive this thing."

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

"Google car."

Bob's Driving School.

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Think Basics.'

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Power steering.'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Kangaroo in a hurry.