Flannel Lover Gifts

Shortly after God created Eve, He created flannel.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Give quiche a chance!

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Swing dancers.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Bake off: Flan B

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Suits 50% Off

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Hospital gown pageant.

Builders fashion range

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

"Hmmm. . . Nope, never seen the guy."

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

"I got my hair straightened..."