Flannel Lover Pillows

Shortly after God created Eve, He created flannel.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Give quiche a chance!

Scarf puts hat back on.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Swing dancers.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Bake off: Flan B

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

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'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

William Tell meets Carmen Miranda.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"I got my hair straightened..."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"And the lovely, little daughter understood her daddy was tired from harvesting people's personal data all day and went to sleep. The end."