Flaming Hoop Fanatic Gifts

"I grew up in a circus and jumping through flaming hoops was no big deal! Asking Mummy on a date though, now that, Darling, required real courage!"

Candle Portraits.

The Hockey World

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

I love bathtime.

Besties Photo

Do you like my bling?

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Bath tube with human feet.

"They looked smaller on the website."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'Hello, 911?'

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Practicing Defensive Medicine

"Very interesting. But nowhere in your rhetoric was there a clue as to when we'll see the return of the NHL!"

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

"She's a rescue."