Flaming Head Appreciator Pillows

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Phoenix

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

I Pagliacci

'Hello Satchel's imaginary friend.'

"...but, seriously..."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

The first art critic

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

A magician saws in half an octopus

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Candles In Bed

Santa relaxes by Fire

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Log in, paper out.

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Motorbike

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

"That's just an old flame."

Here Lies Bill Smith, Victim of a Mad Axe Murderer, Rest in Pieces

Cigarette Lighter: '...Butane...Buuutaaane...'

Fire spelling the word fire

Friends huddling for warmth

"Then I saw this amazing bright light and a soothing voice said to me 'Go back, Go back It isn't your time.' "

Kissing Booth