Flame-wielder Gifts

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

California fires and Coronavirus

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

House Plant Party

Shepherd

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Heroes

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"I got my wish!"

'Ok, the mailing list didn't work well, but do we have to burn it?'

Dog prank

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

Climate Change

"Wait a minute...Aren't you the bloke who told me I didn't have what it takes to be a fire fighter?!"

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

'The paper shredder would have kept your old bank details just as secure, darling!'