Flame Signal Aficionado Gifts

'Another one for penis enlargement.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Candle Portraits.

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

The man who discovered smoke

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Organic Soldering.

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'