Flame Signal Aficionado Prints

'Another one for penis enlargement.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Candle Portraits.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The man who discovered smoke

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Organic Soldering.

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'No smoking near the building Higgins!'

Candles In Bed

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'