Flame-chasing Foodies Gifts

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Al Dante

"I like my steak well done."

"It's fondue night!"

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

"You know we could have eaten the same food at home for less than a fourth of the cost...so I guess the sixty-two fifty was so you didn't have to wash the dishes!"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

"Soup?"

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

First Responders - Second Responders.

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

'It's not nouvelle cuisine, Monsieur. You've ordered from the children's menu.'

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

Conchiglie

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"If you like anchovies you'll love it, but you have to like anchovies."

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

'I think the 'burn and serve' rolls are done.'

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"Don't eat so fast"

'Try a little spice rub and roast it at 350 degrees, personally i like to dredge it in topsoil and give it a really good gnaw in the backyard.'

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'

'We must be the meatballs.'

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.