Flame-chasing Foodies Gifts

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Al Dante

"I like my steak well done."

"It's fondue night!"

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

"You know we could have eaten the same food at home for less than a fourth of the cost...so I guess the sixty-two fifty was so you didn't have to wash the dishes!"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

'I'm afraid things are rather confused around here today, sir- the Soup of the Day is a grilled-cheese sandwich'

"Soup?"

Hells Snack Shack.

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

First Responders - Second Responders.

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

'It's not nouvelle cuisine, Monsieur. You've ordered from the children's menu.'

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Conchiglie

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

'Oh, boy, cook books! I love to learn new ways to burn things.'

"Don't eat so fast"

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

'I think the 'burn and serve' rolls are done.'

'Try a little spice rub and roast it at 350 degrees, personally i like to dredge it in topsoil and give it a really good gnaw in the backyard.'

"If you like anchovies you'll love it, but you have to like anchovies."

'We must be the meatballs.'

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.