Burnt Food Enthusiast Gifts

'I think the 'burn and serve' rolls are done.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Steak Ted?'

Sausages.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"We won!"

His New Grillfriend

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

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