Fitting Room Fan Pillows

How would Madam like to pay?

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'What kind of...'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Bed & Breakfast

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"Finally we're alone."

'Luxury box.'