Fitting Room Fan T-Shirts

How would Madam like to pay?

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

'What kind of...'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Napkin Cole

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"We've townsized."

Self-assembly nest

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'It's more like a very good used you.'

Bed & Breakfast

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'Luxury box.'