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"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

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"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Robber on treadmill

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

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"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

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'Executive Fitness Plan'

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

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"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

"Actually, kale is toxic."