Fitness Milestone T-Shirts

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Stork doing weight training.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Cardiac Recovery.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Tenacity trumps everything!

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Space for Lease.

"It will scare away our competitors."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"You're right, they are statins."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'