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"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

'This is your last ransplant! You've got to stop giving your heart away!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Cardiac Recovery.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Church Basement Foodie

Tenacity trumps everything!

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"It will scare away our competitors."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Space for Lease.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."