Health Milestone T-Shirts

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

"You're right, they are statins."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

The woman who stuck to her diet: 'Hooray!'

Healthy.

Cardiac Recovery.

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"When did she start crawling?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Church Basement Foodie

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Tenacity trumps everything!

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"It will scare away our competitors."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Space for Lease.

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."