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'Here, hold my dentures.'

Gym Paperboy.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Keep Fit.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Robber on treadmill

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Fast Food Dieter

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Pelobong

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T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"Still on your left."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Please seat to be weighted.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Jeff was watching his weight.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Damn speed hump!"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.