Fitness Bug Enthusiasts Gifts

Gym. The gym has made some changes and will reopen soon. They just need to work out some bugs first.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'I'm an atheist!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Body Building

'He's my personal potty trainer.'