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'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"It's true: no more burpees."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

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"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

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