Microbe Fitness Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Show off their science-savvy style with t-shirts designed for microbe-loving fitness enthusiasts. Bold, clever, and fun—these tees are perfect for workouts, casual days, or making a point about the tiny organisms that matter.

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Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises. mockup

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

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"I'm going to get you fired."

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"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ." mockup

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

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'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.' mockup

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

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'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.' mockup

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

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'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.' mockup

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

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"Ever killed a man?"

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'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?' mockup

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

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Asexual harassment.

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Friendly bacteria

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"I feel so seen right now."

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Louis Pasteur

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Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Just what is it that amoebas really want. mockup

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

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'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.' mockup

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

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'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....' mockup

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

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Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

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Adios Amoebas

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'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

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Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.' mockup

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

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'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

'What do you want to be when you grow up?' mockup

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything." mockup

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

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Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.' mockup

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

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"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!" mockup

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"

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Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man mockup

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

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"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds." mockup

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

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God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.' mockup

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

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Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers. mockup

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

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'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!' mockup

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

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'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

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Friendly bacteria of the human gut. mockup

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

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The Bacteria Bowl

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"Whatever."

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'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.' mockup

'My favorites are Leeuwenhoek, who proved we exist, and Pasteur, who showed the world we have some clout.'

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"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy." mockup

"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."

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Microbe Fitness Enthusiasts T-Shirts Collection

Microbe Fitness Enthusiasts Mugs

Explore our collection of microbe-themed mugs and give the perfect gift that combines science humor with their love of fitness and tiny organisms.

Microbe Fitness Enthusiasts Pillows

Add fun and personality to their home with pillows featuring clever microbes and fitness themes—comfortable, quirky, and perfect for any microbe lover.

Microbe Fitness Enthusiasts Prints

Bring microbe science into their decor with vibrant prints celebrating tiny organisms and fitness—thoughtful gifts for the curious and health-conscious alike.