Fitness Aficionados Turned Sweet Lovers Pillows

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Boy on father's knee

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'Really, another headache.'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Cricket Lovers

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"More cake?"

Exercises

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

Muscular Santa

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

Sweets

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

Workout Calendar

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Gym Paperboy.