Fitness Aficionados Turned Sweet Lovers T-Shirts

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"It's true: no more burpees."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Boy on father's knee

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'Really, another headache.'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

Exercises

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Cricket Lovers

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"More cake?"

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Muscular Santa

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

Sweets

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

Workout Calendar

Gym Paperboy.