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'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

The online exercise class was going rather well.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Running

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Ice Cream Dreams.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

His Her Cakes

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Dog stretching before a walk.