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'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

The online exercise class was going rather well.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

The rock caricature

Ice Cream Dreams.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Brad Pitt

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."