Sporty Sweethearts Pillows

Cricket Lovers

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'The grudge match.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Kissing on the golf course

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Proposal on a snowboard

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

'The game went into extra innings.'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

Swing by won't you?

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

The summertime sport

"Harold! You promised!"

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

"Are we just going to run suicides again all day?"

Boxing Ring

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"I'm sorry dear - I've lost the little ball down the little hole again."