Fitness Aficionado With Feline Challenges Gifts

And that's why we don't have a cat.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Portrait of a Lady

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Puss in Heels

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Wait, Carl, come back, this one is definitely about you."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

My Bowl Is Empty.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"I really appreciate this."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'